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The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has funded a ‘condom condom’ ringtone designed to introduce the youth of India to the humble condom. Statistics for HIV in India put the disease at almost 2.5 million, but to speak of AIDS is taboo. Not surprisingly, the use of any penis covering device is also taboo.The ‘condom, condom!’ ringtone, which can be downloaded for free, features a 55 second, rousing, musical rendition of the word condom sung a capella by enthusiastic men in five part harmony. What are you waiting for, folks? Get your butts over to condomcondom.org!

The victorious moment of which I’m speaking happened last night at the Democratic National Convertion, where Barack Obama was hailed by many as one of the greatest orators of our time. Even the critical Pat Buchanan, “right from the beginning”, looked shellshocked. This former presidental candidate called Obama’s acceptance speech the best and most important political convention speech he had ever heard, going back 48 years.

“Once in a long while in History you get an anti Chinese Like Nancy Pelosi who have never experience spritual beings and culture. So, when she met the Delai Lama her feet got sweep off and she is drowned by an usual human beings in saffron robes. She went under her magical spell and is not in her usual sanity. A person of her standing suddenly became an illiterate and no history of what the Delai Lama came from. To her from heaven.”

When’s the last time Hu Jintao rode the train to a party meeting? I’m not real sure, but I think the Chinese dissed our vice presidential candidate. Can’t blame them, though, they don’t get to diss their own leaders much. OoooooooooBurn!!!

After consulting a gazillion sources, I found out that any answers to hummingbird migration are ‘iffy’ and really depend on who you want to believe. One thing for sure, hummers can be spotted in one of three Winter homes.

When it comes to clean air around Mount Shasta we’ve been very lucky. The smoke has been hanging somewhere else lately, and I’ve been too lazy to visit my Wundermap to find out exactly where.
Can you see how clean the lines are around the pine needles of last night’s sunset, though? I’m [...]

According to the Times Online there is now proof that China used underage gymnasts—thanks to the free part of the internet, that is.
A U.S. hacker used his chop-chops to uncover Chinese Government documents proving that He Kexin and Yang Yilin are only 14.
According to the People’s Daily Online, the “Golden Gymnasts” are [...]

Three Clicks to Prosperity
Beijing air got tested the good old fashioned way—by the marathon runners. Of all the athletes, everyone agreed that they were the ones most likely to keel over dead from exposure to Carbon Monoxide and small particle pollutants. Marathon runners breathe more times than the normal person, plus they need a ton [...]

Wednesday, I was moping around trying to figure out how to change my blog name to comply with a corporate directive. Today I am happily singing the praises of Bhupendra Singh Kunwar of India. His portfolio includes Word Press, Adobe Photoshop, Dreamweaver and more.
Thanks to his expertise, my blog has a new name this [...]

Bad news, folks: Lietuva, my favorite men’s basketball team, fell to Espana in the semi-finals 91-86. It was close for most of the game, but Spain inched by and now plays for Gold against the U.S..
Must I root for my own country? Pulling for ten NBA ringers just goes [...]