Powell’s Tribute to Kareem Rashad Sultan Khan
Hello, my name is Colin Powell, and I’m a recovering cabinet member of the Cheney/Bush Administration. I’m here today to explain why I support Barack Obama for the next President of the United States.
Archive for October, 2008
Who Fouls Her Own Nest?
See the beautiful water. Lake Lucille is very very blue. Do not touch the floating fecal foam. Do not touch the dirty water. Do not touch Lake Lucille. It is very very dead. Sarah Palin and First Dude live on Lake Lucille.
How to Shrink the National Debt
The National Debt is just a little over one light-year. I don’t know about ya’ll, but I’m feeling a lot better about a National Debt of only one light-year. Our closest star friend, Proxima Centauri, is 4.3 light-years from the Sun. The Canis Major dwarf Galaxy is the nearest to our solar system and it’s 25,000 light-years away. Astronomers who hazard a guess say that the whole universe is a whopping 79 billion light-years across. I think I’ll stop there. (a joke)
Fog Drip, Winter Storms and Sequoia Sempevirens
Sequoia Sempervirens or the coastal redwoods we saw along the trail are the only representatives of their kind that live so far north. They like to hang close to the ocean for the moisturizing effect but don’t want to breathe a lot of salt. It’s more the fog drip along the coast that’s necessary for their well being.