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The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has funded a ‘condom condom’ ringtone designed to introduce the youth of India to the humble condom. Statistics for HIV in India put the disease at almost 2.5 million, but to speak of AIDS is taboo. Not surprisingly, the use of any penis covering device is also taboo.The ‘condom, condom!’ ringtone, which can be downloaded for free, features a 55 second, rousing, musical rendition of the word condom sung a capella by enthusiastic men in five part harmony. What are you waiting for, folks? Get your butts over to condomcondom.org!

The victorious moment of which I’m speaking happened last night at the Democratic National Convertion, where Barack Obama was hailed by many as one of the greatest orators of our time. Even the critical Pat Buchanan, “right from the beginning”, looked shellshocked. This former presidental candidate called Obama’s acceptance speech the best and most important political convention speech he had ever heard, going back 48 years.

“Once in a long while in History you get an anti Chinese Like Nancy Pelosi who have never experience spritual beings and culture. So, when she met the Delai Lama her feet got sweep off and she is drowned by an usual human beings in saffron robes. She went under her magical spell and is not in her usual sanity. A person of her standing suddenly became an illiterate and no history of what the Delai Lama came from. To her from heaven.”

When’s the last time Hu Jintao rode the train to a party meeting? I’m not real sure, but I think the Chinese dissed our vice presidential candidate. Can’t blame them, though, they don’t get to diss their own leaders much. OoooooooooBurn!!!