“Condom, Condom!”: Download Free Ringtone!
I know, I know, folks, the Beijing days are long gone, but did you know about the immensely popular sport that got absolutely zero publicity? It’s called S E X. Not an acronym, folks.
We’re talking about 100,000 condoms handed out to 10,500 athletes of the Olympic Village, along with leaflets and videos in a variety of languages. By my calculations, that makes 9.532805328053280… condoms apiece, although I don’t advise what that decimal suggests, i.e. halving them.
Since it takes 2 (two) to use one condom, each athlete was able to have SEX 18 times with a remainder of 550 for the more gifted performers. Was that enough, I wonder?
Lest you think this is a new thing, free condoms have been handed out to Olympic athletes since ’92, Barcelona.
You’ve really got to applaud the Chinese for seizing another manufacturing opportunity, though. True to form, the condoms were made in China by the China Reproductive Health Industry Association.
Moving on. In keeping with the spirit of free condoms, here’s something I know you’ll enjoy: The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has funded a ‘condom condom’ ringtone designed to introduce the youth of India to the humble condom. Statistics for HIV in India put the disease at almost 2.5 million, but to speak of AIDS is taboo. Not surprisingly, the use of any penis covering device is also taboo.
“We’ve made a conscious effort to move the concept of the condom away from negative association, like HIV and sex work,” said Yvonne MacPherson, country director of BBC World Service Trust India.
The ‘condom, condom!’ ringtone which can be downloaded for free features a 55 second, rousing, musical rendition of the word “condom” sung a capella by enthusiastic men in five part harmony. What are you waiting for, folks? Get your butts over to condomcondom.org!
And now for something completely different from the online newspaper China Daily:
Mother shocked to find condom in schoolbag
A mother surnamed Liu is seeking advice after finding a condom in her teenage daughter’s schoolbag in Changsha, capital of Hunan Province.
Liu said she did not know what to do when she found the condom inside a pencil case.
She’s been advised to have a heart-to-heart talk with her 15-year-old daughter, try to know what she is thinking, and tell her of the harm to her health and studies if she dates or has sex as a young teen.
Experts said Liu’s daughter is just one of the growing number of high school students who have begun dating and having sexual experiences in Changsha.
Happy Tales,
Laura signing off.
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