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Spaceship Visits Mount Shasta

What do those ET's want with our Mount Shasta?

What do those ET's want with our mountain?

What a monster!  My wide-angle lens just couldn’t get wide enough.

This lenticular cloud blew in with last night’s sunset, folks—the biggest one in some time.  If it was a spaceship, we’re all in trouble.

Technically speaking, weather people call these clouds altocumulus standing lenticularis or ACSL.  I can’t figure out why the weather-namers mix an English word with two Latin ones.

Moving on.  Wave clouds form when the wind hits a topographic feature, such as a mountain, and get deflected up and over the peak, thereby creating a gravity wave downwind of the obstruction, i.e. mountain.  The clouds only materialize when sufficient moisture is in the air, but the wave pattern in the atmosphere may still be there.

That’s why you don’t see airplane pilots (unless they’re gliders) buzzing around tall topographic features like mountains.  The downdraft could suck them under.  Here’s the thing, folks, lenticular clouds may look like they’re standing still, but they ain’t.  These clouds are constantly forming in the updraft and dissipating in the downdraft and sometimes contain winds of 50 knots or more.

So let this be a lesson to you. Don’t fly your motorized vehicle near a mountain. If you’re a glider pilot, though, be my guest.

The same combination of winds and updrafts that allows the cloud to form also provides a rapid lift and a long flight in a glider.  Glider pilots spend long hours trying to catch the wave or be the wave.

All Clear for Landing

lenticular cloud headed for Mount Shasta

Spaceship headed for Mount Shasta

Here it is, folks, the only evidence that the weather forecasters knew what they were talking about.  Our 20% chance of thunderstorms all boiled down to this one cloud yesterday.  But what a cloud it was!  My pic doesn’t begin to do it justice.

As a ‘know-nothing’, I’d call it a lenticular cloud riding a  little thunderhead, but there are many names for lens shaped clouds: Cap or pileus clouds, Lenticular, orographic and banner clouds, not to mention spaceships.  Any one of these refers to the round, stationary, atmospheric formations of condensed water vapor or ice crystals that most often hang out above or near high geographic formations such as mountains.  (My very own definition!)

Mount Shasta creates many beautiful cloud types and formations of water. Follow the link for more photos and copious cloud talk.

Back to lenticulars. For some reason, they fall into one of three categories—altocumulus, stratocumulus or cirrocumulus depending on something or other that I was too lazy to figure out.

If you’re feeling mentally spry, click to the AMS* or American Meteorological Society. For my present mental state, I found their definitions too long winded and circular.  (Get it?)  Just the statement of purpose was a bit on the dense or cumulus side: “The American Meteorological Society promotes the development and dissemination of information and education on the atmospheric and related oceanic and hydrologic sciences and the advancement of their professional applications.”

When it comes to cap clouds, or lenticulars sitting atop a mountain peak, I think the Brits say it best:

Cap cloud

Cap cloud or cloud cap is a stratiform, orographic cloud that hovers above or over an isolated mountain peak, formed by the cooling and condensation of moist air forced up and over the peak and lenticularly shaped by horizontal upper level winds. The cloud appears to remain essentially stationary.

The term is also occasionally used for pileus (Latin for cap) cloud. Unlike the mountain cap cloud the pileus is essentially an accessory cloud, that appears as a smooth cap, or hood above a cumulus or cumulonimbus cloud. The cap forms when a humid layer is lifted to its dew point above a rising thermal. This may later penetrate the pileus, which will eventually be absorbed into the main cloud body. Sometimes several layers of pileus form above one another.

Did You Ever Have One of Those Days…

…when everything goes wrong and you want to curl up and die? How much control do we have over each day? —that is the question.

Yesterday was a doozy. The power, as in electrical, personal and corporate, went on the rampage. My body feels slammed, spirit included.

Waves of electrical Surges (compliments of Pacific Power) came and went every two minutes for a couple of hours. Before I could get a handle on what was happening, our garage door had fried its brains out, along with the main computer. To tell the truth, I’m afraid to test anything else.

That was only the beginning, though. Before yesterday was over, corporations got into the power act too: The domain name, talesofsendoutcards, violates company policy, Chris was told. So now I’m trying to get into the swing of transfering all my old posts to a new blog with a new name—talesofsendingcards.com. To tell the truth, I like that name better.

Also on the up side, Chris put out an invitation on elance for ‘tech-heads’ from all over the world to bid on the project. Wow! Ain’t the web grand! Offers are pouring in—from India, Pakistan, Great Britain, Borneo (a Joke).

And the last unpowerful thing that happened yesterday needs a little background to be fully appreciated, so here goes: We are all sensitive, most of us more than we like to admit; but here in the New Age Vortex of Mount Shasta, people pride themselves on their high levels of sensitivity. They go on for hours.

I guess it’s partially true, though: Human Beings are composed of molecules and molecules vibrate to all the different beats of the universe. Heck, we’re mostly water and look what the earth’s gravity does to the ocean.

All of which pulls me to this point: Depending on where you live, your body vibrates differently. For an obvious comparison, there’s the hustle-bustle city life and the quiet country life. Take me, for example: I live in the shadow of an active volcano (Mount Shasta). Click the link and take a 3-D tour. You’ll see how there’s some barely contained stuff happening underground day and night. This movement is definitely different from the dynamic pulsing of the ocean, or the competitive energy of a sparse dessert where all plants and animals vie with each other for water and food.

Now I’m getting bored. To make a long story short…yesterday, I spoke with an energy counselor on the phone for half an hour. Her intention was to travel to the source of all my human weaknesses (a tall order) and make me “stand in my own power”. OK, I admit, I’m not much for New Age metaphors, so maybe that’s why everything kind of backfired on me—instead of standing, I pretty much sat down and stewed in my own powerlessness and that’s where I’ve been ever since.

Mostly I’m angry at myself, but I’m discouraged over what she told me, too. According to this energy person, who shall remain nameless, I’m on the wrong track, with the wrong guy, pursuing the wrong career that’s a total waste of my time.

Unless discouraged is a powerful state, I’m not feeling that powerful, folks; not to mention the fate of my hard drive is still in question. To tell the truth, I’ve been obsessing all morning: Am I on the wrong track? Am I really with the wrong guy. We’ve been together over twenty years. It’s true we’ve had some deep valleys, but the peaks have been good. And besides, the best is yet to come. Isn’t it? At least it is in my opinion—a humble one, I admit from where I’m sitting.

Then I remembered how this past weekend at the sendoutcards convention, Thurl Bailey spoke. For those who don’t know about Thurl, he was a successful NBA Basketball star for many years (7th overall in the Draft). But he started his career with some pretty impressive failures. Thurl Bailey told us a sad story about him as an impressionable adolescent not making the basketball team two years in a row. One coach even told this 6’7″ guy that he should give it up entirely, that he would never would be basketball material. Thurl was devastated but didn’t listen. And the rest is history.

So that’s the only thing I’m trying to do today, folks—keep going in spite of how discouraged I feel. Maybe later I’ll post a proper blog.

Happy tales,

Laura signing off from the vortex

“A vortex is a mass of energy that moves in a rotary or whirling motion, causing a depression or vacuum at the center…. These powerful eddies of pure Earth power manifest as spiral-like coagulations of energy that are either electric, magnetic, or electromagnetic qualities of life force.” Page Bryant, Terravision: A Traveler’s Guide to the Living Planet Earth

Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here…….. (just kidding)


Once again we are having a challenging day here on the slopes of Mount Shasta. Check out this extraterrestrial’s eye view of the great state of California, compliments of an interactive map from Weather Underground. As you can see, we sure could use some rain to clean our dirty air. Down South, they need the rain to stop. What about the places in between, though?

Few have had it as bad lately as the folks in Paradise–Paradise California, that is. Wildfires, described July 11th as a “sleeping giant” by Yvette Streeter (the town spokeswoman), “threaten to turn the entire town into an inferno with no estimate for containment,” she said.

No estimate for containment…hmmm, sounds pretty bleak. That was Friday, though, and everybody knows what a difference a weekend can make. The July 14th update puts a better spin on the situation: People who still have homes are back; and just in case the horrendous smoke is effecting even one tiny residential brain, city managers have issued a formal directive on the Paradise web site in fiery-red bold caps: REMINDER: THERE IS NO RESIDENTIAL BURNING ALLOWED in the Town of Paradise until the end of fire season.

End of fire season? When’s that? — Whenever the rain starts, you silly goose. Usually some time in November, except California has been having a drought. (Remember the drought?) Rain would sure help right now–if there were enough moisture without lightening, that is. The fact is, a righteous three hour downpour would clean our air, and slake the thirst of all the sad flora not sucking off drip lines. Give me one, old fashioned gully-washer on the rocks, please. (Gully-washer, that’s what my Daddy from Mississippi still calls ‘em.)

In the steep terrain of the Sierras, mostly naked from past blazes, the rain is digging terrible new gullies, sending mud trenching down by the tons. Sad to say, extreme wetness has been pummeling Southern California and making giant, roving bands of debris-filled mudpies. A moving mass came within half a mile of the great Los Angeles Aqueduct–the main supplier of drinking water to the city. That doesn’t sound good. We in Nothern California have an attachment to all water in general. We don’t share our best resource only to watch it become unfit to water somebody’s lawn. When our water leaves here, it’s pristine– just ask Nestle, Crystal Geyser, Danone, Pepsi, etc… They know its worth.

Moving on to the wildlife aspect of disaster. I’ve noticed the birds aren’t waking me up lately. Where’s all the competition for morning airspace gone? it’s already creepy to look out the window and see an orange-colored sky, but this artificial quiet is just too much. If it weren’t for occasional bursts from the geese, there’d be no bird sounds at all. About twice a day, the nearby gaggle lets out a frantic, hoarse-sounding cacophony of honking, as they were frightened or confused and don’t know which way to fly…flee…fly…maybe not so silly after all.

Speaking of disoriented flying, three weeks ago, at the request of Governor Schwarzenegger, a California Coast Guard helicopter dove down into the hot smoky flames around Big Sur to rescue some of the last of the California Condors. There are only 75 left on the planet and 40 of them reside in the fire zone, or used to, that is. With skin color ranging from yellowish to a bright red, depending on a condor’s mood, these rare and endangered birds of 9-10 foot wing span only breed once every two years. Naturalists everywhere are extremely concerned for their safety.

“The fires are burning right in the core range of these birds, this is their home, this is where they know where to roost, to find food, and now their whole entire home has been turned upside down,” said Kelly Sorenson, from the Ventana Wildlife Society. “They just don’t fly at night and if a fire burns up to their location or if they’re engulfed in smoke in the middle of the night, they’d be disoriented, they wouldn’t know which way to fly,” said Sorenson.

Although the birds aren’t all accounted for, this story still has potential for a good ending. The fire has already swept through a wild area where one of the condor chicks was nesting and left its tree home intact: ”We have three mating condor pairs this year and three active nests that we are really concerned about. We don’t know if the chicks are dead or not,” said Cathy Keeran of the Ventana Wildlife Society. We did fly over the nest and we saw the area was burned but the redwood tree [containing the nest] was still standing,” Keeran added.

Let’s see, where was I before the endangered Condors? Famine, fire, pestilence, plague, flood…how about flood–the California kind that begets mudslides: Down in Southern California, the historical state-owned Mount Whitney Fish Hatchery was engulfed and many fish were asphyxiated; more specifically, “the brood stock of a strain of rainbow trout that had been nurtured since 1916. Manager Robert Wakefield surveyed the damage to his historic Eastern Sierra fish hatchery. He shook his head and said, ‘We are going to work hard to make it better, but this place will never be the same.’”

Enough bad news from the South. Back to the Mount Shasta area. We got a sprinkling of rain yesterday. Sad to say, it had the smell of putrid, wet cigars. Chris thought it was more like somebody spilled water in a giant ashtray. There was some lightning, too, but I haven’t heard of any more fires–at least not in California.


Our Fox friend

Let me recap: The air is dense and unbreathable, the birds aren’t singing, the sky is orange and we’re in the middle of a drought, but the fox still visits every night, plus there’s no flames coming our way. Check us out from Space. We’re somewhere underneath the white tendrils of smoke at the top. If you want to see our fox, email me and I’ll send you a picture (SendOutCards). Thankfully, that light in her eyes is still burning holes in the smoky nights.

Chemtrails Over Mount Shasta


I have a friend, Neil Cohen, who believes in conspiracy theories. Unlike most conspiracy buffs, Neil doesn’t let the real or imagined horror slow him down, though. For example, he sends free Buddhist materials to prisoners and masterminds projects that send light into the world. Not just pretend light—real honest to goodness light. Thanks to Neil, almost a hundred solar flashlights arrived to poor villagers in Tibet/China. See pictures on his website. www.naljorprisondharmaservice.org Kids, who have to work all day to support their families and only have the dark for their free time, can now learn to read. Old folks can find their way to go pee during the night. Neil Cohen definitely ups my opinion of conspiracy buffs everywhere!

Moving on…one of his pet theories is about chemtrails—those long puffy white lines in the sky that some airplanes spew out their butts. If you’ve never seen any, they stretch from one horizon to the other. www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5dyZ7ARFFY

Neil was talking about these chemtrails the other day, and we were telling him that we hardly ever see them in Mount Shasta. Maybe the bad guys don’t care about making us sick or altering our weather, Neil. That’s what we jokingly told him.

Wouldn’t you know it, though? That very weekend the ‘bad guys’ got a wild hair up their butts. They spread chemtrails from early morning to night all across out Mount Shasta sky. My husband, Chris, documented the activity with a really neat photo of puffy white lines which clouded up our whole sky all on top of and behind our beloved Mount Shasta. Then he promptly took this photo and made a Send-Out Card which he had mailed to Neil from the great printer in Salt Lake City. Neil really loved it! I love Send-Out Cards!